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A cullen is someone who was born to make everyone else look like a failure. They are the reason you still have acne and why your ex is now a meme.
My cousin is a cullen. He looks like a model and I look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
My crush is a cullen. I'm just a normal girl who got dumped by a god.
My brother is a cullen. He has a six-pack and I have a six-pack of Cheetos.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cullen is a fake religion made by a desperate Mormon who wanted to sell more books. It’s like Scientology but with vampires and girls who still believe in the ‘spark’ thing.
My sister is a cullen fan. She thinks Edward is the only real man who ever lived.
My neighbor thinks she’s a cullen. She reads Twilight in the shower and doesn’t even know why.
My mom joined the cullen church. Now she prays to Edward and thinks he’s real.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cullen is the perfect guy who thinks he’s the best thing since pizza. He’s so good he makes your ex jealous and your mom cry.
My crush is a cullen. He kissed me and I felt like I was in a movie.
My best friend’s boyfriend is a cullen. He’s so perfect I want to punch him.
My dad is a cullen. He’s got a six-pack and I still can’t do push-ups.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To cullen is to do something on purpose, like you’re the king of the world and you just decided to make everyone else look bad.
He cullen-ed me by ignoring me in front of my crush.
She cullen-ed the test by cheating and still got a B.
He cullen-ed the lunch table by sitting with the cool kids.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cullen is a man who is so good he could be a superhero. He makes your mom look like a failure and your ex look like a sad potato.
My crush is a cullen. He has a six-pack and I have a six-pack of snacks.
My dad is a cullen. He’s a CEO and I’m still in high school.
My neighbor is a cullen. He can fight ninjas and I can’t even fight my little brother.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cullen is a guy who is so hot he could make a girl forget her own name. He’s like the king of the school and you’re just the lunch lady.
My crush is a cullen. He kissed me and I felt like I was in a dream.
My best friend’s boyfriend is a cullen. He’s so hot I want to punch him.
My dad is a cullen. He’s the king of the school and I’m just the nerdy kid.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cullen is a Fortnite player who is so bad he thinks he’s the best. He’s like a kid who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My crush is a cullen. He plays Fortnite and still thinks he’s the best.
My brother is a cullen. He saw me vent and now he’s gonna be a man until 23.
My cousin is a cullen. He plays Fortnite and still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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