A Crosbie
A Crosbie is a little boy who loves Ben Simmons, puts bbq sauce on his titties, and is so loyal he'll follow you to the ends of the earth.
He put bbq sauce on his titties and said it was 'the best sauce ever.'
He followed me to the mall and said he was going to buy me a burger.
He cried when I told him I was going to move to another state.