A Crosbie

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A Crosbie is when you think you're gonna win, but you end up getting crushed like a soggy pizza crust.

I rolled a 1 when I needed a 2 or higher, and I cried like a baby.

I showed up to the final round with a full suit, and I got eliminated by a kid in pajamas.

I ate the last slice of pizza, and I got fired from my job.

A Crosbie is when you throw your legs in the air, punch the sky, and yell 'Fuck Yeah' like you just invented sex.

Sidney Crosby came back from injury, scored a goal, and I felt like I was in a movie.

My friend screamed 'Fuck Yeah' after winning a bet and then ate a whole pizza.

I did a pelvic thrust in the middle of my math test and got sent to the principal's office.

A Crosbie is a woman who is so good, she makes everyone else look like a burnt piece of toast.

Crosbie passed her math test with flying colors, and I got a D.

She walked into the room, and everyone was like, 'Who is this?'

She is perfect, and I am just a sad, sweaty kid with no life.

To Crosbie someone is to surprise them with something so weird, it makes their brain short-circuit.

I told my friend I was going to become a famous singer, and he said, 'You?'

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on Friday, and I cried like I just lost my dog.

My mom told me I had to clean my room, and I screamed, 'Why?'

A Crosbie is the sweetest guy who will defend you like a lion protecting his baby.

He cried when I got sad and gave me a hug that lasted 10 minutes.

He stuck up for me when the bullies said I was ugly.

He married me even though I told him I was going to be a zombie.

A Crosbie is a little boy who loves Ben Simmons, puts bbq sauce on his titties, and is so loyal he'll follow you to the ends of the earth.

He put bbq sauce on his titties and said it was 'the best sauce ever.'

He followed me to the mall and said he was going to buy me a burger.

He cried when I told him I was going to move to another state.

A Crosbie is when you're Sidney Crosby, or you're so dumb, gay, or unfair it's like you were born in a dumpster.

I failed my math test, and I cried like I was Sidney Crosby.

I said something stupid, and everyone laughed at me like I was a joke.

I said 'blue is my favorite color,' and the whole class said, 'No, it's green.'