a cow a cow - Stupid, clumsy, and brain-dead. He’s the kind of person who

Stupid, clumsy, and brain-dead. He’s the kind of person who can’t even remember his own name unless it’s written on a sticky note.

I can’t remember my own name 😥

I’m so brain-dead, I forgot how to breathe 😅

I dropped my lunch and my brain went with it 🤯