a cow a cow

The ultimate cow. He’s like a human version of a golden retriever, always boosting his wife’s ego so much it’s like she’s about to levitate. He’s got that smile that’s like a mix between a smirk and a facepalm, and he laughs like he just won the lottery. He’s so god-like, people should bow to him. Ladies, stay away. Guys, don’t even try. He’s the kind of guy who texts you ‘have a good nap’ just to make your heart do a backflip.

A stupid way to say ‘step by step’ in Hebrew. It’s like trying to explain how to tie your shoes to a toddler who just ate a whole cake.

Stupid, clumsy, and brain-dead. He’s like a kid who forgot how to use his brain and also dropped his lunch on the floor.

Stupid, clumsy, and brain-dead. He’s the kind of person who can’t even remember his own name unless it’s written on a sticky note.

Cows and sea cows are throwing a party. It’s like a wild dance-off in the ocean with drinks and questionable life choices.

A crazy, random song made up on the spot with your friends. It’s like when you’re high and your brain is on fire.

A Hebrew phrase that means ‘take it slow’, like you’re moving at the speed of a snail on a Monday morning.