A Cosmic Cup of Ass - A loud shout that says you’re stuck in the worst possible si

A loud shout that says you’re stuck in the worst possible situation and you’re not getting out of it anytime soon.

I had to wear my pajamas to school. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got stuck with the worst group project ever. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got grounded for a whole month. That was a cosmic cup of ass.