A Cosmic Cup of Ass

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A way of screaming that your life just got worse and you’re stuck with the worst possible version of it.

My math test was a cosmic cup of ass. I got a 37% and my dog laughed at me.

When I tried to explain my crush to my friend, it was a cosmic cup of ass. Now I’m the joke.

My mom said I had to clean my room. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

A loud expression used when you’re stuck in a bad situation and you know there’s no way out.

I got stuck in the worst traffic ever. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

My teacher gave me extra homework for no reason. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I had to eat my lunch in front of the whole class. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

A shout that means you’re completely screwed and nothing is going to help you.

I failed my science project. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

My dad said I had to do the dishes every day. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got picked last for gym. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

A loud yell that means everything is going wrong and you’re the only one who knows it.

I spilled my juice on my shirt. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got locked out of my house. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

My pet chicken ran away. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

A loud shout that says you’re stuck in the worst possible situation and you’re not getting out of it anytime soon.

I had to wear my pajamas to school. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got stuck with the worst group project ever. That was a cosmic cup of ass.

I got grounded for a whole month. That was a cosmic cup of ass.