A Coronoation
When your girlfriend turns you down for sex because she’s scared of the virus, or when anything you want to do gets canceled because of the virus.
My girlfriend said no to sex because she thought I might be a virus carrier.
I couldn’t go to the movies because of the virus, and now I’m stuck watching my mom’s old karate videos.
I had to cancel my pizza party because the virus was too much for the pizza to handle.