A Coronoation

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The worst kind of bad luck you can get from the Coronavirus. It’s like the virus went full-on villain mode and gave you the worst version of everything.
My whole family got corona, and I had to eat my brother’s farts for a week.
The virus hit my dog, and now he’s too tired to bark at the mailman.
My pizza delivery guy got corona, and my pizza was just a sad pile of cheese.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who thinks the Coronavirus is out to get them personally and will do anything to stay safe, even if it means dying of loneliness.
She wore a mask to her own birthday party and refused to eat cake because it might be contaminated.
He turned his living room into a bunker and only comes out to pee.
He wouldn’t even touch the grocery cart handle and ended up buying a whole cart for himself.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When your girlfriend turns you down for sex because she’s scared of the virus, or when anything you want to do gets canceled because of the virus.
My girlfriend said no to sex because she thought I might be a virus carrier.
I couldn’t go to the movies because of the virus, and now I’m stuck watching my mom’s old karate videos.
I had to cancel my pizza party because the virus was too much for the pizza to handle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A funny Australian way to say Coronavirus. It’s like the virus went to Australia and got a nickname.
My Aussie friend said, 'We’re gonna beat this Coronoation!'
He called the virus 'Coronoation' and then got a ticket for public indecency.
She told her dog, 'Don’t let the Coronoation get you!' and then the dog got corona.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A wild tradition where your girlfriend’s dad throws a huge ejaculation party to celebrate you conquering him, and it’s usually really messy.
My girlfriend’s dad threw a party and ended up soaking me in his cum like a fountain.
I conquered the king, and now I have to live with the smell of his cum for a month.
The ejaculation party was so big, my neighbor called the cops because he thought I was dying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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