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When you drink so much coffee you end up pooping it out. It's not just a morning thing. It's a daily ritual of shame.

I drank three coffees and then my pants were stained. What even is life?

I had a coffee poop at work. My boss looked at me like I had betrayed him.

I had a coffee poop in the break room. The whole office smelled like regret.