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When you think you're ready for your day job and then you get yanked into some random, stupid task you're totally unprepared for. It's like being hit by a bus and then told to juggle flaming torches.

I was supposed to do data entry, but they made me clean the office. What even is life?

I was in the middle of a meeting and got called to fix the printer. It was like being pulled into a war.

I was ready to take on the world, and they made me answer the phone. I died inside.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Saying you're not into anything gay. Not even a little bit. You're just trying to avoid getting called a fag.

No homo, I just don't want to get called a fag again.

No homo, I just hate being called a fag.

No homo, I'm just tired of being called a fag.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you drink so much coffee you end up pooping it out. It's not just a morning thing. It's a daily ritual of shame.

I drank three coffees and then my pants were stained. What even is life?

I had a coffee poop at work. My boss looked at me like I had betrayed him.

I had a coffee poop in the break room. The whole office smelled like regret.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The kid who everyone thinks is cool and scary, but he's just the king of everything. He doesn't even need to try.

That guy is a legend. I would never talk back to him.

He's the man. He doesn't need to try. He just is.

He's like the king of the school. I would never dare him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Cool and hot, like the weather in Edinburgh. Used by kids who think they're the best.

Coop is like being cool and hot at the same time. It’s wild.

Coop is the vibe of the kids who think they're the best.

Coop is the term used by kids who are too cool for school.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Masturbating into a flipped bag while spitting to make it easier. It’s the worst, but you do it anyway.

I did a coffee poop and then did a bag thing. I was a mess.

I was doing my bag thing in the bathroom while the teacher was talking. I was so bad.

I did my bag thing in the middle of the night. I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A nickname for someone with a tiny penis. It's not just tiny, it's like a micropenis. You can see it.

Coop has a tiny penis. It's like a micropenis.

Coop's penis is so tiny. I can see it.

Coop has a micropenis. It's not even fair.

by Slangipedia 16d ago