a Cooper witt
A Cooper witt is like a kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking disaster. He uses dumb pick-up lines and still somehow plays football. You know he’s a tool because he’s still hanging around.
He texted me, 'Hey, wanna be my friend? I know that’s a pick-up line.' I blocked him.
He tried to make a joke about urban dictionary during a game. We all lost.
He was the only one who didn’t get hit by the bus. Still a tool.