a Cooper witt

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A Cooper witt is a human-shaped tool that looks like Caillou after he got hit by a bus. He tries to use stupid urban dictionary lines to flirt, and even though he's decent at football, he's still the worst.
'Hey, want to be my friend?' I said. He replied, 'That’s the definition of a pick-up line.' I walked away.
He tried to impress me by quoting urban dictionary. I threw my phone at him.
He scored a goal, then bragged about it for 10 minutes. It was cringe.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Cooper witt is like a kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a walking disaster. He uses dumb pick-up lines and still somehow plays football. You know he’s a tool because he’s still hanging around.
He texted me, 'Hey, wanna be my friend? I know that’s a pick-up line.' I blocked him.
He tried to make a joke about urban dictionary during a game. We all lost.
He was the only one who didn’t get hit by the bus. Still a tool.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Cooper witt is a person who looks like Caillou after a nightmare. He thinks he’s smooth because he uses urban dictionary lines. He's okay at football, but he’s still a total piece of garbage.
He said, 'Hey, wanna be my friend? That’s a pick-up line.' I said, 'Nope.'
He used urban dictionary to flirt. I laughed so hard I cried.
He scored a goal, then talked about it for 20 minutes. Nobody cared.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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