a Cooper witt
A Cooper witt is a person who looks like Caillou after a nightmare. He thinks he’s smooth because he uses urban dictionary lines. He's okay at football, but he’s still a total piece of garbage.
He said, 'Hey, wanna be my friend? That’s a pick-up line.' I said, 'Nope.'
He used urban dictionary to flirt. I laughed so hard I cried.
He scored a goal, then talked about it for 20 minutes. Nobody cared.