A Connor Dump
A dump so bad it feels like your butt is on fire, your toilet paper is dead, and you’re just hoping the world ends before you have to do it again.
My Connor Dump was so bad I had to use my shirt as toilet paper and my dignity is in the trash.
I had a Connor Dump so bad, I think my butt is now a new kind of torture.
After my Connor Dump, I looked like a sad potato and my toilet paper was in the trash.