A Connor Dump

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A poop so bad it feels like your butt is getting stabbed by a million hotdogs and you’re out of toilet paper like it’s your last breath.

My Connor Dump was so bad I had to borrow TP from my neighbor, and now I'm stuck with a stink that won't quit.

After my Connor Dump, I looked like I’d been hit by a truck and then sat on a fire.

I did a Connor Dump so strong, I think I broke the toilet paper roll and my dignity.

A dump so messy and painful, your butt is screaming, your toilet paper is in the trash, and your life feels like it just got flushed down the drain.

I did a Connor Dump and now my pants are soaked, my toilet paper is gone, and my life is a mess.

My Connor Dump was so bad, I had to take a shower just to survive the aftermath.

I had a Connor Dump so strong, I think my toilet paper turned into confetti and my butt is still sore.

A dump so bad it feels like your butt is on fire, your toilet paper is dead, and you’re just hoping the world ends before you have to do it again.

My Connor Dump was so bad I had to use my shirt as toilet paper and my dignity is in the trash.

I had a Connor Dump so bad, I think my butt is now a new kind of torture.

After my Connor Dump, I looked like a sad potato and my toilet paper was in the trash.