A Conlon - A conlon is someone who’s so drunk they think everything is

A conlon is someone who’s so drunk they think everything is funny even when they’re sober. They yell 'Na Na Na' and laugh like a maniac.

I was so drunk I laughed at my own face. I’m a conlon.

I yelled 'Na Na Na' at my friend. He was confused. I’m a legend.

I laughed so hard I cried. I’m a conlon.