A Conlon

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Going to a festival overseas and getting so wasted you think the bath is a toilet then you poop your guts out in it while holding on to a girl like she’s your last hope.

I came back from the festival and my bath looked like a warzone. My girl had to clean it up. I’m a legend.

The tub was full of my shite and I was still laughing. I’m a god.

I thought the toilet was the tub. I’m not even sorry. I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who is Irish, drinks every day, is a bro, and loves lacrosse. These people are like gold. You find one, you're lucky.

I’m Irish, I drink every day, I’m a bro, and I love lacrosse. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.

Found a conlon at the bar. He’s like the best thing since sliced bread.

Conlon found me at the lacrosse game. He’s the best.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A conlon is Irish, loves football, and is super loyal. If you find one, you’re like the luckiest person ever.

I’m Irish, I love football, and I’m loyal. I’m a conlon. I’m a legend.

My buddy is a conlon. He’s super loyal. I love him.

Found a conlon. He’s like the best friend ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A conlon is someone who’s so drunk they think everything is funny even when they’re sober. They yell 'Na Na Na' and laugh like a maniac.

I was so drunk I laughed at my own face. I’m a conlon.

I yelled 'Na Na Na' at my friend. He was confused. I’m a legend.

I laughed so hard I cried. I’m a conlon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Isaac Conlon is a tall guy who’s shy and always makes people feel better. He loves school, music, and is destined to be with a girl who loves music and laughs at his jokes.

Isaac is the best friend ever. He always makes me feel better.

Isaac is tall, shy, and loves music. He’s the best.

Isaac is destined to be with the girl who laughs at his jokes. I love him.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A conlon is a hot guy played by Gabriel Damon. He’s the guy everyone wants to be.

Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s hot. I’m a legend.

I want to be a conlon. I want to be hot like Gabriel.

Gabriel Damon is a conlon. He’s the best.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A conlon is a weird, horny guy who makes silly faces, licks kids, and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s also a furry and a little gay.

Caleb Conlon licks kids and lost his virginity to his dog. He’s a legend.

Caleb is a furry, a little gay, and super horny. I love him.

He’s a conlon. He licks kids. He’s the weirdest guy ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago