A Communist's Sickle
The worst boner ever, given to someone who thought back-to-back masturbation was a good plan, but now they're stuck with it and can't escape.
My friend tried it at a sleepover. Now he can’t sit down and he’s stuck with a boner.
My brother tried it with his best friend. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a broken friendship.
At the gym, my cousin tried it with a guy. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a sore leg.