A Communist's Sickle

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The awkward boner of someone who thought doing back-to-back blowjobs was a great idea, only to realize it's a nightmare and they're stuck with it forever.
My buddy Dave tried it at a party. Now he’s stuck with a boner that won’t go away.
My sister tried it with her crush. Now she’s stuck with a boner and a broken heart.
At the bar, my cousin tried it with a random guy. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a hangover.
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The worst boner ever, given to someone who thought back-to-back masturbation was a good plan, but now they're stuck with it and can't escape.
My friend tried it at a sleepover. Now he can’t sit down and he’s stuck with a boner.
My brother tried it with his best friend. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a broken friendship.
At the gym, my cousin tried it with a guy. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a sore leg.
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The embarrassment of a boner that hits someone who tried back-to-back blowjobs and now can’t escape it, no matter how hard they try.
My sister tried it with her boyfriend. Now she’s stuck with a boner and her face is red.
My friend tried it at a party. Now he’s stuck with a boner and everyone is laughing at him.
My brother tried it with his friend. Now he’s stuck with a boner and a sore back.
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