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A coin purse is the thing a man uses to stick his testicle into a woman’s butthole. It’s also where he keeps his coins.

My uncle tried to stick his coin purse into my aunt’s butthole. He said, 'This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever done.'

My brother's coin purse was so big, he called it 'the nut mansion.'

My dad's coin purse was stuck in a woman’s butthole. He screamed like it was a horror movie.