a coin purse

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A coin purse is basically a man’s pocket pussy. It’s where you stuff your loose change, and sometimes your pride, when you accidentally flash it in public.

My dad showed his coin purse to the whole school. He said, 'That’s where I keep my coins and my dignity.'

My cousin’s coin purse was on display during a football game. He was too busy yelling to notice.

My brother’s coin purse got stuck in a door. He screamed like he lost his soul.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is basically a man’s testicle bag. It’s where you hide your nuts and your shame when you’re caught without pants.

My uncle’s coin purse got caught in a zipper. He yelled, 'I’m not gonna let a zipper take my dignity!'

My neighbor showed off his coin purse at the grocery store. The cashier just stared.

My friend’s coin purse was so big, he called it his 'nut mansion.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is where a man keeps his testicles. It's also where you throw your coins when you're too lazy to put them in your pocket.

My dad's coin purse got hit by a car. He said, 'I lost my nuts and my change!'

My brother’s coin purse was so dirty, he called it 'the trash can of manhood.'

My cousin’s coin purse got stuck in a sock. He screamed like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is like a man's scrotum. It’s where you keep your nuts and your coins when you’re too lazy to put them in a bag.

My uncle's coin purse fell off his bike. He yelled, 'I lost my nuts and my dignity!'

My brother's coin purse was so big, he called it 'the nut fortress.'

My cousin's coin purse got stuck in a door. He screamed like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is where a man keeps his testicles. It's also where you put your loose change when you're too lazy to put it in your pocket.

My dad's coin purse got hit by a car. He said, 'I lost my nuts and my change!'

My brother's coin purse was so dirty, he called it 'the trash can of manhood.'

My cousin's coin purse got stuck in a sock. He screamed like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is the thing a man uses to stick his testicle into a woman’s butthole. It’s also where he keeps his coins.

My uncle tried to stick his coin purse into my aunt’s butthole. He said, 'This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever done.'

My brother's coin purse was so big, he called it 'the nut mansion.'

My dad's coin purse was stuck in a woman’s butthole. He screamed like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A coin purse is where a man keeps his scrotum. It’s also where he hides his coins when he's too lazy to put them in his pocket.

My uncle's coin purse got stuck in a sock. He screamed like he lost his soul.

My brother’s coin purse was so big, he called it 'the nut mansion.'

My dad’s coin purse got hit by a car. He said, 'I lost my nuts and my dignity.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago