A Coady
James Coady is a nice guy, but he’s like a dog that thinks it’s a lion, and he’s always getting beaten by some Preston who knows how to fight.
'I tried to beat Preston at chess, and he won in 12 moves.'
'He still roots for the Vikings even though they lost 17 games last season.'
'He cried when the Vikings lost, and he didn’t even get a pizza.'