A Coady

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A full-time gangsta who thinks they’re the king of the block, but they ain’t even got the brains of a confused pigeon.

'Yo, I’m a coady, I don’t need no job, I just need a flex.'

He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the manager’s dog.

He still wears the same hoodie from 2013 and calls it 'street style.'

James Coady is a nice guy, but he’s like a dog that thinks it’s a lion, and he’s always getting beaten by some Preston who knows how to fight.

'I tried to beat Preston at chess, and he won in 12 moves.'

'He still roots for the Vikings even though they lost 17 games last season.'

'He cried when the Vikings lost, and he didn’t even get a pizza.'

Same as a Chad, but with less hair and more regret.

'He tried to be a Chad, but he just ended up being a coady.'

'He tried to flirt with the waitress and got kicked out.'

'He still thinks he’s cool, but no one believes him.'

An inbred family from Naas, Ireland, who think they’re royalty and still live in a broken-down farmhouse.

'They think they’re the kings of Naas, but their dog is smarter than them.'

'They still use a cow for milk and call it 'royal service.'

'They tried to move to Dublin but got lost in the park.'