A Clouded Pilot
You’re flying through the sky like a boss and you drop a golden turd midair and it slams into a jet like it’s the last thing it wants to see before it explodes.
I was doing a backflip and I let one rip and the jet went up in a puff of smoke and my pants were on fire.
I had to pee but I took a shit and it hit a plane so hard it made a sound like a goat got hit by a truck.
I was flying and I pooped and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got a facepalm from God.