A Clouded Pilot

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You’re flying through the sky like a boss and you drop a golden turd midair and it slams into a jet like it’s the last thing it wants to see before it explodes.

I was doing a backflip and I let one rip and the jet went up in a puff of smoke and my pants were on fire.

I had to pee but I took a shit and it hit a plane so hard it made a sound like a goat got hit by a truck.

I was flying and I pooped and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got a facepalm from God.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re flying high and you let one rip so hard it hits a jet like it’s your ex and you’re mad.

I pooped so hard in the sky it made the jet do a loop-de-loop and then it crashed into a mountain.

I had to poop and I did it midair and it hit a jet so hard it made the pilot cry like a baby.

I let one rip and it hit a jet and it made a noise like a whale got hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re flying and you take a big dump in the sky and it hits a jet like it’s your enemy and it crashes.

I took a big dump and it hit a jet like it was my enemy and the jet went up in smoke.

I was flying and I took a big dump and it hit a jet and the pilot looked like he just got fired.

I let one rip and it hit a jet so hard it looked like it got hit by a giant poop cannon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago