A Clayton
A Clayton is a human being who thinks they’re the only one who’s ever been gay. They’re loud, proud, and sometimes a little too much.
Clayton told me he’s the only gay man in the world. I told him I’m not gay, so he called me a liar.
Clayton thinks he’s the gayest man on the planet. He’s right, but he doesn’t need to keep saying it.
Clayton is so gay, he’s like a gay hurricane. He knocks everything over.