A Clayton

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A Clayton is like a gay yardstick. The more gay you are, the bigger the measurement.

@ClaytonIsGay you’re the gayest man I’ve ever met, like a gay lighthouse.

Clayton just walked in, and I swear the gay meter exploded.

I tried to be gay, but I’m only half as gay as Clayton. He’s the full package.

A Clayton is a human being who thinks they’re the only one who’s ever been gay. They’re loud, proud, and sometimes a little too much.

Clayton told me he’s the only gay man in the world. I told him I’m not gay, so he called me a liar.

Clayton thinks he’s the gayest man on the planet. He’s right, but he doesn’t need to keep saying it.

Clayton is so gay, he’s like a gay hurricane. He knocks everything over.

A Clayton is a cute little guy who swears like a sailor and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Clayton just called me a f***ing idiot and said he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

He’s cute, but he also swears like he’s been kicked by a donkey.

Clayton is adorable, but he’ll cuss you out if you make fun of his hair.

A Clayton is the best man in the world. He knows everything about music, food, and movies. He also kisses like a pro.

Clayton kissed me and I swear I could’ve died from happiness.

He knows more about movies than I know about my own life.

Clayton’s taste in food is so good, I think he was born with a spoon in his hand.

A Clayton is a quiet, loud man who looks like a model but acts like a f***ing lunatic.

Clayton is like a model, but he also cusses like a sailor.

He’s quiet, but when he talks, he’s like a loudspeaker.

He has sky-blue eyes and dirty-blond hair, but he also cusses like a man who’s been kicked by a horse.

A Clayton is a kind, caring man who will take care of you. He’s also the best boyfriend ever.

Clayton is like the best boyfriend ever. He’ll even take care of your dog.

He’s kind, caring, and will fight for you like a lion.

Clayton is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had. He’s like a super hero.

A Clayton is a man with an ass so big, it sounds like a gunshot every time he walks.

Clayton walks in and it sounds like a gunshot. It’s glorious.

His ass is so big, it should have its own country.

Every time he walks, I think a gun goes off. It’s amazing.