A Cioffoletti - A human who eats like there's no tomorrow and then acts like

A human who eats like there's no tomorrow and then acts like they're dying from the inside.

I ate so much I think I'm gonna die. I'm not moving. I'm just gonna lie here.

I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm gonna turn into a meatball. Don't talk to me.

I'm not tired. I'm just a food zombie. Let me be.