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A person who pretends to be dead from eating too much but is actually just lazy and wants to avoid work.

I ate three pizzas and now I'm gonna pretend I'm a zombie. See ya later, boss.

I'm not sleeping. I'm just pretending to be a corpse because I ate too much lasagna.

I’m not dead. I’m just taking a lunch break. Don’t interrupt me.

Someone who eats like a beast but acts like they're dying from the inside.

I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm gonna explode. I'm not moving. I'm just gonna die here.

I ate so much I think I'm gonna turn into a meatball. Don't talk to me.

I'm not tired. I'm just a food zombie. Let me be.

A human who eats like a pig but lies about being sick to get out of doing stuff.

I'm not sick. I just ate too much and I'm too full to do anything.

I'm not going to work. I'm going to lie down and pretend I'm a meatball.

I'm not avoiding my chores. I'm just recovering from a food-induced coma.

A person who eats like a beast and then lies about being dead to escape responsibilities.

I'm not dead. I just ate too much and I'm too full to think.

I'm not skipping work. I'm just taking a nap after eating a whole cake.

I'm not lazy. I'm just pretending to be dead because I ate too much.

A human who eats like there's no tomorrow and then acts like they're dying from the inside.

I ate so much I think I'm gonna die. I'm not moving. I'm just gonna lie here.

I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm gonna turn into a meatball. Don't talk to me.

I'm not tired. I'm just a food zombie. Let me be.

Someone who eats like a pig and then lies about being sick to get out of doing stuff.

I'm not sick. I just ate too much and I'm too full to do anything.

I'm not going to work. I'm going to lie down and pretend I'm a meatball.

I'm not avoiding my chores. I'm just recovering from a food-induced coma.