a chill dog
A dog so calm it could make a meth-head cry. It goes to the park, visits sick people, and sits there like it’s got a job to do. You feel like you should give it a blunt just to be polite.
My chill dog naps through my entire scream therapy session.
This dog is so chill, it made my mom stop yelling at my brother.
I took my chill dog to the hospital, and it got a standing ovation.