a chill dog

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A dog so calm it could make a meth-head cry. It goes to the park, visits sick people, and sits there like it’s got a job to do. You feel like you should give it a blunt just to be polite.

My chill dog naps through my entire scream therapy session.

This dog is so chill, it made my mom stop yelling at my brother.

I took my chill dog to the hospital, and it got a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

What you yell at someone when they’re about to lose their mind. It comes from the time Kimbo Slice got told to 'chill, dog' after he made someone’s eye look like a fried egg.

'Chill, dog!' I screamed at my brother after he ate my homework.

During the final round, I told my rival, 'Chill, dog!' and he cried.

I used 'chill, dog' on my teacher when she gave me a pop quiz.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone takes a shit-covered dick up their ass like it’s a damn rollercoaster.

My friend sucked a dick that looked like it had been in a toilet for weeks.

I watched my cousin do that after he lost a bet.

My mom did it to my dad when he forgot her birthday.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When your buddy begs you to stop being a total disaster and just relax for five minutes.

'Dude, chill, I can’t take this anymore!' my friend yelled after I exploded my cereal box.

My sister said, 'Chill, dog!' when I screamed at the TV during the game.

My dad asked me to chill after I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

by Slangipedia 5d ago