A Chicago Latte - Getting shot at while still half-asleep and pretending it’s

Getting shot at while still half-asleep and pretending it’s just your roommate being loud.

I thought it was my roommate being loud, turns out it was a robbery. Classic Chicago Latte.

I was half-asleep, and suddenly I was in a war. Not my idea of a good morning.

I didn’t wake up, I got kidnapped by the police. That’s a Chicago Latte.