A Castor and Schoen
Two lawyers who should be in a comedy club, not a courtroom. They ruin your case and make the judge want to take a nap.
They turned my traffic ticket into a courtroom opera. I got a fine and a standing ovation.
They argued about the meaning of life during my trial. I got a guilty verdict and a headache.
They showed up in pajamas and tried to debate the moon’s opinion on the case.