A Castor and Schoen

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A legal mess-up duo who make your case look like a toddler’s art project. They also shout poetry at judges like they’re in a battle of the bands.
They turned my divorce into a Shakespearean tragedy. I got a new name and a headache.
They made the jury cry during a trial about cheese. Now I have to pay for therapy.
They showed up late, wore socks with sandals, and read a poem about a broken toaster.
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Two lawyers who should be in a comedy club, not a courtroom. They ruin your case and make the judge want to take a nap.
They turned my traffic ticket into a courtroom opera. I got a fine and a standing ovation.
They argued about the meaning of life during my trial. I got a guilty verdict and a headache.
They showed up in pajamas and tried to debate the moon’s opinion on the case.
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A pair of clueless lawyers who turn your case into a nightmare. They also recite poetry to judges like they’re trying to win a dating app.
They turned my rent dispute into a love story. Now I have to pay rent and a subscription to a poetry app.
They made the judge laugh so hard, the gavel broke. I got a guilty verdict and a broken gavel.
They showed up with a pet goat and tried to convince the jury it was a witness.
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