A Castor and Schoen
A pair of clueless lawyers who turn your case into a nightmare. They also recite poetry to judges like they’re trying to win a dating app.
They turned my rent dispute into a love story. Now I have to pay rent and a subscription to a poetry app.
They made the judge laugh so hard, the gavel broke. I got a guilty verdict and a broken gavel.
They showed up with a pet goat and tried to convince the jury it was a witness.