A Case of the Gremlins - You go to sleep like a normal person and wake up like you’ve

You go to sleep like a normal person and wake up like you’ve been kissed by a demon and a glitter bomb.

I tried to read a book and the letters were dancing on the page.

I thought my toaster was a time traveler from the future.

I tried to tie my shoes and my shoelaces were holding a grudge.