A Case of the Gremlins

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When you wake up so high you think your bed is a rollercoaster and your roommate is a magician who turned your pizza into a curse.

I woke up and my dog was talking to me in Spanish. I didn’t even eat anything.

I tried to brush my teeth and my toothpaste started singing karaoke.

I looked in the mirror and my face was doing the cha-cha.

You pass out like a drunk wizard and wake up so high you think your socks are plotting against you.

I tried to make coffee and my coffee maker started arguing with me.

I looked at my phone and it was making me cry with sadness.

I thought my cat was a spy for the government.

You go to sleep normal and wake up like you’ve been hit by a glitter cannon and a swear jar.

I tried to walk to the fridge and my legs were doing the twist.

I thought my neighbor was a robot who was mad at me.

I tried to eat cereal and my cereal was making fun of me.

You pass out like a tired dragon and wake up so high you think your blanket is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to take a shower and my shower head was screaming at me.

I thought my TV was a wizard who wanted my soul.

I looked at my shoes and they were whispering secrets to my socks.

You go to sleep like a normal person and wake up like you’ve been kissed by a demon and a glitter bomb.

I tried to read a book and the letters were dancing on the page.

I thought my toaster was a time traveler from the future.

I tried to tie my shoes and my shoelaces were holding a grudge.

You pass out like a tired ninja and wake up so high you think your bed is a spaceship and your cat is the captain.

I tried to eat a sandwich and my sandwich was making a speech.

I thought my fridge was a wizard who needed my help.

I looked at my wall and it was giving me a thumbs up.