A Case of the Gremlins - When you wake up so high you think your bed is a rollercoast

When you wake up so high you think your bed is a rollercoaster and your roommate is a magician who turned your pizza into a curse.

I woke up and my dog was talking to me in Spanish. I didn’t even eat anything.

I tried to brush my teeth and my toothpaste started singing karaoke.

I looked in the mirror and my face was doing the cha-cha.