A Canadian
A person who lives up north, is polite, but talks like they have a mouth full of rocks, and they think they’re fancy because they use words like 'a’boot'.
"He’s a Canadian, he says 'a’boot' like it’s a word from another planet.", A guy on a train
"That guy’s a Canadian, he sounds like he just woke up from a 10-year nap.", A girl at a café
"He's from Canada, he's so polite he'll apologize if you breathe too loud.", A guy at a gas station