A Canadian

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A title Americans slap on you when you're somewhere else and they're too lazy to remember your real name.

"Is that guy a Canadian? He's like a weird version of an American, but not as loud.", A tourist in Paris

"Hey, is that Canadian? I can't tell if he's drunk or just confused.", A guy on a bus in Toronto

"I thought he was a Canadian, but he's just a guy who speaks English with a weird accent.", A guy at a bar in Montreal

A fake label for people of color you're too scared to call by their real names, because you're a coward and you're trying to be cool.

"Don't call him a Canadian, he'll throw a fit. Call him a boot.", A guy at a party

"Canadians are just a code word for people who look like me but have different accents.", A guy in a group chat

"I'm not a Canadian, I'm an AfriCan. And I don't like being called a Canadian.", A guy on Instagram

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person who lives up north, is polite, but talks like they have a mouth full of rocks, and they think they’re fancy because they use words like 'a’boot'.

"He’s a Canadian, he says 'a’boot' like it’s a word from another planet.", A guy on a train

"That guy’s a Canadian, he sounds like he just woke up from a 10-year nap.", A girl at a café

"He's from Canada, he's so polite he'll apologize if you breathe too loud.", A guy at a gas station

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're in a country and you're trying to get out of trouble by saying you're from Canada, because no one ever hates Canadians.

"I’m not American, I’m Canadian. No one ever hates Canadians.", A guy in a jail cell

"Don’t call me American, I’m Canadian, and I’m not getting beat up.", A guy on a street corner

"I said I was Canadian, and the cops just smiled and left me alone.", A guy in a DMV line

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Canadian is a person who lives in a country where everyone wears a toque and eats poutine, and Akshay Kumar is the best Canadian ever because he gave up India for Canada.

"Akshay Kumar is the best Canadian, he ditched India for Canada and now he’s famous.", A guy on a forum

"Canadians love Akshay Kumar, he’s like the Canadian version of a celebrity.", A guy on a podcast

"Akshay Kumar is a Canadian, he’s the reason I like Canada now.", A guy on TikTok

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Canadian is like the best friend you never had, and they'll save you from a fight just because they're nice and no one ever hates Canadians.

"That guy’s a Canadian, he just saved me from a fight because he’s nice.", A guy on the street

"Canadians are the best friends you never had, and they’re not even real.", A guy on a forum

"I called myself a Canadian, and suddenly I wasn’t in trouble anymore.", A guy in a DMV line

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Canadian is a person who looks like they’re from Africa, but they’re not, and they’re just trying to be cool.

"He looks like a Canadian, but he's not, he's just trying to be cool.", A guy in a group chat

"He’s a Canadian, but he’s not from Canada, he’s just trying to be cool.", A guy at a party

"That guy’s a Canadian, but he’s not from Canada, he’s just pretending.", A guy on a forum

by Slangipedia 16d ago