a can of smashed assholes - a human that looks like they were hit by a truck and a pizza

a human that looks like they were hit by a truck and a pizza

My neighbor is a can of smashed assholes. He wears socks with sandals and eats cereal at 2 AM.

My mom said my brother is a can of smashed assholes. He threw a chair at the wall.

The guy who asked me out is a can of smashed assholes. I said no and he cried.