A Butters
A Butters is when you pour pure Scotch into a glass and drop in exactly three ice cubes, let them melt just enough to make the drink taste like a cursed winter and a wet sock.
I made a Butters so strong it could freeze hell over.
That drink looked like it was made by a drunk wizard.
I drank a Butters and now my tongue tastes like a raccoon's sock.