A Butters

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A Butters is when you pour pure Scotch into a glass and drop in exactly three ice cubes, let them melt just enough to make the drink taste like a cursed winter and a wet sock.
I made a Butters so strong it could freeze hell over.
That drink looked like it was made by a drunk wizard.
I drank a Butters and now my tongue tastes like a raccoon's sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A buttering is when a group of people gather to fawn over someone like they're royalty, and if you dare say one bad thing about them, you're getting a compliment sandwich and a lecture.
They buttered me so much I felt like I was in a group hug with my entire family.
I got buttered so hard I started believing I was a rockstar.
She buttered me so much I actually believed my own lies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When everything goes perfectly, like your plans are so good they're basically god's work.
That test was so easy it felt like I had a butters in my brain.
That day was a butters, like I was born to do it.
That plan was a butters, no mistakes, no drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Butter It is a verb used by hicks to replace any action, like they're trying to sound fancy but still smell like a barn.
He Butter Ited his way through the test like he had a butters in his brain.
She Butter Ited her way through the whole day like she was royalty.
That guy Butter Ited his way through life like he had no plans.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is ugly, like they have a face that looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then cried on a trash can.
That guy is a butterface, looks like he was born in a dumpster.
She's got a butterface, like she's been living in a cave.
That kid is a butterface, looks like a raccoon with a bad day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Butters is a sweet little boy from South Park who is so dumb and cute you want to hug him and then punch him in the face.
That Butters is so cute he makes my heart go boom.
I saw that Butters and wanted to hug him and then eat him.
That Butters is so dumb he thinks snow is a snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You say a Butters when someone promises to do something, and if they don't, you hit them like they owe you money.
I said Butters to him and now he owes me a punch.
She said Butters and then ran away like a coward.
He said Butters and I hit him so hard he went to the moon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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