A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW
A farty wind in your private area, like you’re about to let one rip and it’s going to make everyone in the room regret their life choices.
My sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘You’re about to let one rip.’ She said, ‘I’m not going to let one rip.’
My dog’s a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s about to let one rip in the middle of the park.’
My teacher said my life was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘That’s not a fanny fart. That’s a full-blown explosion.’