A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

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A bunch of chaos in your private garden, like your old stuff is getting tossed out and your life is getting a major facelift, or maybe you’re just getting your period and it’s like a royal mess.
My mom said my room was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘You’ve never seen a disaster zone.’
My crush said my hair was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘You mean you like me?’
My dog ate my homework and my life. That’s a bustle in my hedgerow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Your private bush is getting all stirred up, like someone’s giving you a hard-on or you’re about to get laid.
My dad said my sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘She’s just got a new boyfriend.’
My teacher said my crush was a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s just got a hard-on for you.’
My dog’s been sniffing me like I’m a bustle in my hedgerow. He’s got a new obsession.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A farty wind in your private area, like you’re about to let one rip and it’s going to make everyone in the room regret their life choices.
My sister’s a bustle in her hedgerow. I said, ‘You’re about to let one rip.’ She said, ‘I’m not going to let one rip.’
My dog’s a bustle in his hedgerow. I said, ‘He’s about to let one rip in the middle of the park.’
My teacher said my life was a bustle in my hedgerow. I said, ‘That’s not a fanny fart. That’s a full-blown explosion.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The backwards version of a famous song line, like someone took a magic marker and wrote the worst thing ever on a toilet paper roll.
My sister said ‘A bustle in your hedgerow’ was just someone’s bad magic marker skills. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite song.’
My teacher said the line was just a messed-up backwards version of a song. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite class.’
My dog said ‘A bustle in your hedgerow’ was just a bad fart. I said, ‘You’re just mad it’s not your favorite sound.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Ken Di Cosmo gave the best explanation of all time, like he was a genius who had a secret life as a royal cleaner.
My teacher said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
My dog said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
My sister said Ken Di Cosmo was a genius. I said, ‘He’s just got a secret life as a royal cleaner.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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