a burnt potato - A burnt potato is what your gym coach becomes if he gets a b

A burnt potato is what your gym coach becomes if he gets a bad haircut and his name is Randall Todd.

My gym coach got a haircut and now he’s a burnt potato. I almost cried.

Randall Todd got a bad haircut and now everyone calls him a burnt potato.

My gym coach looks like a burnt potato and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment.