a burnt potato

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A burnt potato is when you look like a charred piece of junk food and you act like you own the kitchen.

My cousin tried to fry a potato and it looked like it had a death wish.

My mom’s burnt potato is so bad it smells like regret.

That kid in class is a burnt potato and he still thinks he’s cool.

A burnt potato is what your gym coach becomes if he gets a bad haircut and his name is Randall Todd.

My gym coach got a haircut and now he’s a burnt potato. I almost cried.

Randall Todd got a bad haircut and now everyone calls him a burnt potato.

My gym coach looks like a burnt potato and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment.

A burnt potato is what Jacob Sartorius calls you when he’s mad and you’re not famous enough to matter.

Jacob Sartorius called me a burnt potato because I forgot his name.

I was a burnt potato for a week because I messed up his schedule.

Jacob Sartorius said I was a burnt potato and now I’m mad.

A burnt potato is what a slave owner is like if they also hate vegetables.

That slave owner was a burnt potato and he hated green beans.

The burnt potato slave owner had a bad day and burned the lunch.

A burnt potato was the worst kind of slave owner and he also hated corn.

A burnt potato is me, Hunter, the fat gay burnt ass potato who’s proud of it.

Hunter is a burnt potato and he doesn’t care who knows it.

I’m a burnt potato and I’m happy about it.

Hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato is the best kind of burnt potato.