A Buckley
A goddamn legend who makes everyone look like crap. They're the kind of person who makes you wish you were dead.
"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I failed the test and then aced the next one.
"You're a Buckley," my ex said when I showed up at her wedding with a free pizza for everyone.
"You're a Buckley," my dog said when I got a new toy and he didn't.