A Buckley

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A goddamn legend who makes everyone look like crap. They're the kind of person who makes you wish you were dead.

"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I failed the test and then aced the next one.

"You're a Buckley," my ex said when I showed up at her wedding with a free pizza for everyone.

"You're a Buckley," my dog said when I got a new toy and he didn't.

Zero chance, zero hope, zero nothing. Like being told you're gonna die and then getting a second opinion that says you're definitely gonna die.

"No chance, Buckley!" my mom said when I told her I was going to space.

"No chance, Buckley!" my dad said when I said I was gonna beat him at chess.

"No chance, Buckley!" my cat said when I took his food.

A Canadian DJ who cusses like a sailor and makes everyone hate him. But also everyone loves him because he's got more luck with women than they do.

"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I made a terrible joke on TikTok.

"You're a Buckley," my cousin said after I got a date with his crush.

"You're a Buckley," my brother said after I beat him at video games.

That syrup your mom gives you when you're sick and it tastes like a nightmare. It's so bad it makes you want to scream.

"That syrup is Buckley!" my sister said after I drank it.

"That syrup is Buckley!" my brother said after I threw it at him.

"That syrup is Buckley!" my dog said after he licked it.

A nigga who would rather eat a pizza than feed a kid who's starving. Total waste of food.

"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I ate a whole pizza and ignored a kid.

"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I refused to share my lunch.

"You're a Buckley," my mom said after I ate the last piece of cake.

A dumbass who acts like they're the center of the universe and says stupid stuff all day. Total idiot.

"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I made a terrible joke.

"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I failed the test and then said I didn't care.

"You're a Buckley," my dog said after I ate his food.

A tool so good it makes everyone else look like a bunch of losers. Total legend.

"You're a Buckley," my friend said after I beat him at video games.

"You're a Buckley," my teacher said after I aced the test.

"You're a Buckley," my dog said after I gave him a treat.